Weight Insults

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...