Weight Insults
There are 121 weight insults and comebacks.
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I know five fat people, and you're three of them.280
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Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.237
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Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.-22
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Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!143
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Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.151
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Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.68
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Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.36
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Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.95
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Yo momma’s so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.-64
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Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!-13
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You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.92
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.25
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.60
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You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.143
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You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.-160
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If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.210
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Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.-74
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You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.-60
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.50
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.48