Weight Insults

There are 121 weight insults and comebacks.

  • I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    254
  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    226
  • Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.
    -23
  • Some people carry ketchup with them, some people carry maple syrup with them. But you, you carry the whole fucking McDonald's!
    139
  • Hey I forgot to tell you: the bakery called, they said they want their rolls back.
    142
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
    63
  • Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
    27
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
    81
  • Yo momma‚Äôs so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
    -47
  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
    -13
  • You're so fat, when you get into row boat it becomes a submarine.
    85
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    19
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    53
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    142
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -156
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    201
  • Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -70
  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -27
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    39
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    33