Weight Insults

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.