Weight Insults

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.