Random Weight Insults

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.