Weight Insults

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.