Ugly Insults

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!

You look like a visible fart.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.

You're so ugly, when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell.

What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

Did someone beat you with an Ugly Stick..?

They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?