Random Ugly Insults

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.

You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?