Ugly Insults
There are 150 ugly insults and comebacks.
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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.314
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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!201
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What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!89
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You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.136
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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.301
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Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.234
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Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.116
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Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up-93
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If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.270
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Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.129
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It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.32
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.77
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I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".238
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Your face and my ass could be twins!94
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I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.80
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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.130
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I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.713
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They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.-19
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Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.240
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You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.-107