Ugly Insults

There are 150 ugly insults and comebacks.

  • You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    298
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!
    192
  • What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
    84
  • You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
    132
  • I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
    281
  • Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    222
  • Some girls look beautiful with or without make-up. Neither is working for you so you should go and put a bag over your head so no one else has to suffer.
    97
  • Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up
    -94
  • If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    236
  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    115
  • It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
    27
  • Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
    67
  • I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".
    228
  • Your face and my ass could be twins!
    92
  • I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
    73
  • I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
    124
  • I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    674
  • They've got a picture of you at the hospital to save them using the stomach pump.
    -14
  • Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.
    214
  • You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.
    -100