Ugly Insults

Insult: You're ugly! Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

Quick! Somebody kill it before it multiplies!

Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.

You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.

Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.

Your face has horrible graphics.

Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?

Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

You look like a visible fart.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?