Ugly Insults

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!

I heard that you were a lady-killer. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?

Your mother was arrested for littering every time she dropped you off at school.

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

You look like a dildo. If I paint you pink and shove batteries up your ass will you vibrate?

You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.

I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.

You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!

And what are YOU? The poster boy for birth control?