Ugly Insults

I would insult you back, but mother nature already has for me.

I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?

You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!

You're so ugly, when michael jackson saw you, he got scared and his skin turn back into black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"