Ugly Insults

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.

You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?

What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?

You're the left-overs from the abortion bucket.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.