Ugly Insults

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.

I'm not kissing you even if your mouth is cleaner then the humans

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Yo mama's sooooo ugly that she even made a blind baby cry!

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

Did someone beat you with an Ugly Stick..?

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!