Ugly Insults

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

You're so ugly, when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.