Ugly Insults

There are 150 ugly insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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  • 2
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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  • 3
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • 4
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • 5
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • 6
    I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
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  • 7
    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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  • 8
    Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
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  • 9
    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    796
  • 10
    Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
    782
  • 11
    I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
    735
  • 12
    Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
    658
  • 13
    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?
    652
  • 14
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
    626
  • 15
    Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
    554
  • 16
    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    549
  • 17
    The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    538
  • 18
    You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    502
  • 19
    If I'm ugly, we must be twins.
    484
  • 20
    I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
    479