Ugly Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.

Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.