Ugly Insults
There are 150 ugly insults and comebacks.
- 1You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 2Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
- 3At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
- 4Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.1.5K
- 5Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
- 6I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.1.3K
- 7By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
- 8Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!932
- 9You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!796
- 10Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.782
- 11I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.735
- 12Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?658
- 13Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you?652
- 14Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!626
- 15Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!554
- 16I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?549
- 17The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.538
- 18You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.502
- 19If I'm ugly, we must be twins.484
- 20I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.479