Ugly Insults

You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.

Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!

You're so ugly, when michael jackson saw you, he got scared and his skin turn back into black.

Your face has horrible graphics.

I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.

I'm not kissing you even if your mouth is cleaner then the humans

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

You've got a set of teeth like a baby piranha.

Every time I look at your face I feel this urgent need to throw up

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.