Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
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  • Good Comebacks
    You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    3K
  • Good Comebacks
    I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
    406
  • Good Comebacks
    I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
    92
  • Good Comebacks
    If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    606
  • Good Comebacks
    If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.
    -77
  • Good Comebacks
    Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?
    -117
  • Mean Insults
    People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
    294
  • Casual Insults
    No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    145
  • Good Comebacks
    Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
    117
  • Rude Insults
    Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    506
  • Good Comebacks
    You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    364
  • Good Comebacks
    I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.
    -39
  • Fat Insults
    You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -75
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -13
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
    180
  • Rude Insults
    I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    70
  • Rude Insults
    The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    372
  • Good Comebacks
    You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    303
  • Rude Insults
    You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    221