- Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K
- You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals405
- I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.92
- If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.604
- If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.-75
- Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?-119
- People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.291
- No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard143
- Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.113
- Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.504
- You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.363
- I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.-42
- You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.-71
- Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
She already uses your Dad's dick.-12
- Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.177
- I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!72
- The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.367
- You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.301
- You're one load your mum should have swallowed!220