Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    5.5K
  • You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    3K
  • I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
    405
  • I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
    92
  • If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    604
  • If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.
    -75
  • Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?
    -119
  • People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.
    291
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    143
  • Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
    113
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    504
  • You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    363
  • I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.
    -42
  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -71
  • Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -12
  • Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
    177
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    72
  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    367
  • You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    301
  • You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    220