Rude Insults

I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things

"When I think about you, I touch myself." Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?

Person: What are you looking at? Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, PornHub is down, Your mother's Facebook will do.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.