Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
    176
  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    263
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
    43
  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    384
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    209
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    120
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    274
  • Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    754
  • If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    -384
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    302
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    529
  • You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    298
  • You should have been a blowjob.
    -435
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -155
  • I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    292
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    777
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    230
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    211
  • I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
    398
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    411