- I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.212
- You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.295
- Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.46
- Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!420
- You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.231
- Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom136
- No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.320
- Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.840
- If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-397
- You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.328
- You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."580
- You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.314
- You should have been a blowjob.-463
- I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".-184
- I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.307
- I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.834
- I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.251
- I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.226
- I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.425
- Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?440