Rude Insults
There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.
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I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.176
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You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.263
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.43
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Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!384 -
You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.209
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Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom120 -
No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.274
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Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.754 -
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-384
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You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.302
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You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."529
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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.298
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You should have been a blowjob.-435
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I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".-155
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I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.292
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.777
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I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.230
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I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.211
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I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.398
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Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?411