- 1Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K
- 2You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
- 3You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- 4You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
- 5Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.2.3K
- 6Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K
- 7My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.1.8K
- 8I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?1.6K
- 9I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!1.1K
- 10If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!1K
- 11By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
- 12Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.875
- 13I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.856
- 14Person: What are you looking at?
Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.755
- 15Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.717
- 16Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?704
- 17I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?643
- 18If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.604
- 19You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."599
- 20Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
PornHub is down,
Your mother's Facebook will do.579