Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    5.5K
  • 2
    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.2K
  • 3
    You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    3K
  • 4
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • 5
    Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
    2.3K
  • 6
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • 7
    My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • 8
    I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    1.6K
  • 9
    I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1.1K
  • 10
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
    1K
  • 11
    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
    1K
  • 12
    Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    875
  • 13
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    856
  • 14
    Person: What are you looking at?
    Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.
    755
  • 15
    Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    717
  • 16
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
    704
  • 17
    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    643
  • 18
    If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    604
  • 19
    You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    599
  • 20
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    579