Rude Insults

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

Insult: Why are you so fat? Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

Person: What are you looking at? Comeback: Your dad's incorrect use of a condom.

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, PornHub is down, Your mother's Facebook will do.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.