Rude Insults
There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.
- 21You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.556
- 22Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.504
- 23She spread a rumor about me?
Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.467 - 24You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.449
- 25Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?447
- 26I fart to make you smell better.440
- 27I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.431
- 28Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!425 - 29Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!412
- 30I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals405
- 31You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things399
- 32I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.381
- 33Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.374
- 34The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.367
- 35Insult: You're stupid.
Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.365 - 36You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.364
- 37No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.341
- 38You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.335
- 39You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.324
- 40I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.312