Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • 21
    You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    556
  • 22
    Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    504
  • 23
    She spread a rumor about me?
    Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.
    467
  • 24
    You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.
    449
  • 25
    Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    447
  • 26
    I fart to make you smell better.
    440
  • 27
    I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
    431
  • 28
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    425
  • 29
    Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
    412
  • 30
    I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
    405
  • 31
    You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    399
  • 32
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    381
  • 33
    Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    374
  • 34
    The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    367
  • 35
    Insult: You're stupid.
    Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.
    365
  • 36
    You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    364
  • 37
    No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    341
  • 38
    You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    335
  • 39
    You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    324
  • 40
    I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    312