Rude Insults

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

I fart to make you smell better.

I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.

You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.