Rude Insults

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I'm pretty sure you'd be disappointed.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

"When I think about you, I touch myself." Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

You're the dick you'll never have.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

You're so full of shit your breath stinks!

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.