Rude Insults

My name's not dick so keep it out of your mouth.

Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.

I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.