Rude Insults

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

My other ride is your mom.

i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest

Are your parents siblings?

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?