Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -71
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    121
  • You're so full of shit your breath stinks!
    175
  • Are your parents siblings?
    43
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    29
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    193
  • You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things
    399
  • Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.
    504
  • "When I think about you, I touch myself."
    Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
    222
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    51
  • Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    240
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.2K
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    178
  • If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.
    -75
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    64
  • Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?
    -119
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    856
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    109
  • You're the dick you'll never have.
    213
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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