Random Rude Insults

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

You're so full of shit your breath stinks!

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

My other ride is your mom.

You've got more dick in your personality than you have in your pants.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Insult: Why are you so fat? Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.