Rude Insults
There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.
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You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.-71
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Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.121
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You're so full of shit your breath stinks!175
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Are your parents siblings?43
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?29
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That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.193
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You should classify your dick as a choking hazard, because little children choke on small things399
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Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.504
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"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.222 -
She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.51
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Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.240
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You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
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Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.178
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If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.-75
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Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!64
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Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?-119
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.856
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.109
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You're the dick you'll never have.213
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K