Rude Insults
There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.
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300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!98
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The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.371
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I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.92
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My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.1.8K
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I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.-4
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?647
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Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.45
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By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.566
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You're not popular, your vagina is.258
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?1.6K
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You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.94
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My other ride is your mom.61
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No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.353
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Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.178
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Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.229 -
You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.72
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With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.144
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You're the dick you'll never have.214
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I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.271