Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    324
  • I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
    406
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    711
  • You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    438
  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    373
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    111
  • Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
    181
  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother?
    718
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    348
  • Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!
    60
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    454
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    240
  • I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.
    -37
  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
    51
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -176
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    374
  • Are your parents siblings?
    44
  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
    29
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
    96
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2K