Rude Insults

There are 105 rude insults and comebacks.

  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    98
  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    371
  • I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
    92
  • My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.
    -4
  • I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    647
  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
    45
  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
    1K
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    566
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    258
  • I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
    1.6K
  • You were supposed to be a stain on the carpet.
    94
  • My other ride is your mom.
    61
  • No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    353
  • Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
    178
  • Insult: You have no dick.
    Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
    229
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    72
  • With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.
    144
  • You're the dick you'll never have.
    214
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    271