Rude Insults

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.

You're the dick you'll never have.

I would call you a cunt but you don't have the depth or the warmth.

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Your vagina's like a joint, it gets passed around and hit till you can't hit that shit anymore.

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo momma's so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.