Rude Insults

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

i heard that your mom was driving in the junkyard looking for a place to dispose of you quickly

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Your dick is like a landmine; small, hidden, and explodes on contact.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

People like you are the reason they made the morning after pill.

Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?