Rude Insults

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

You're so full of shit your breath stinks!

With breath like that, you shouldn't say anything at all.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

My other ride is your mom.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!