Relationship Insults
There are 29 relationship insults and comebacks.
- 1Bacon is bacon, eggs are eggs, don't let guys between your legs, they say you're cute, they say you're fine, nine months later they say not mine.1.2K
- 2I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!979
- 3Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage is dumped,
And so are you.694 - 4I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.611
- 5Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.387 - 6You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.369
- 7You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.348
- 8You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.346
- 9Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.341 - 10Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.302
- 11Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!254
- 12"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.236
- 13Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.232
- 14Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.214
- 15Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.197
- 16Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.173 - 17If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.163
- 18You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!156
- 19I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?112
- 20You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.100