Relationship Insults
There are 29 relationship insults and comebacks.
-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I feel bad for the guys,
That end up with you.275 -
You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!95
-
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.558
-
You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.320
-
"When I think about you, I touch myself."
Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.209 -
You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.295
-
Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!221
-
You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.60
-
Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.161
-
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.125
-
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.63
-
I wouldn't fuck you for practice.37
-
You get 10 times more chicks than me? 10 times 0 is 0.-269
-
You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.24
-
You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.67
-
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!65
-
Bitch please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.250
-
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.128 -
I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?98
-
You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.52