Relationship Insults

There are 29 relationship insults and comebacks.

  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I feel bad for the guys,
    That end up with you.
    242
  • You want my ass? You had my ass. You let my ass walk away. The only ass left is your dumbass!
    68
  • I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
    519
  • You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
    297
  • "When I think about you, I touch myself."
    Meaning I rub my temples, because you give me a fucking headache.
    190
  • You're like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you, but nobody really wants you.
    254
  • Bitch, I don't want your boyfriend. Nobody wants your boyfriend; that's why he's with you!
    197
  • You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
    57
  • Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
    134
  • If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.
    102
  • I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
    61
  • I wouldn't fuck you for practice.
    33