Poor Insults
There are 30 poor insults and comebacks.
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You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.15
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You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.-64
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Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!-4
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.60
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"6
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You started with nothing and still have most of it left.43
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Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-22
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You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.46
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Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.-5
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Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.6
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Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-20
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Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"37
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You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.-17
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You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!-26
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Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.8
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Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?
Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;34 -
You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"155
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You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.34
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You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."36
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Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
She already uses your Dad's dick.-9