Poor Insults

You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.

You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland? Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.