Poor Insults

There are 30 poor insults and comebacks.

  • You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.
    15
  • You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.
    -58
  • Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
    -2
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    56
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    8
  • You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
    39
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -17
  • You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
    44
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
    -5
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
    6
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -18
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    36
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
    -15
  • You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!
    -22
  • Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
    6
  • Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?
    Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;
    33
  • You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
    152
  • You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
    33
  • You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."
    37
  • Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -7