Poor Insults

There are 30 poor insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -27
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
    -251
  • You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.
    21
  • You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."
    40
  • You started with nothing and still have most of it left.
    47
  • You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.
    33
  • You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
    -15
  • Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland?
    Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;
    33
  • Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.
    1
  • You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!
    57
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    42
  • Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.
    839
  • Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -12
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -33
  • Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
    22
  • You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.
    -73
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    532
  • Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
    183
  • Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
    8
  • You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
    159