Random Poor Insults

You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

You're so poor, even the Mexicans make fun of you!

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.