Poor Insults

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

You're so poor that when I asked if I could use the bathroom at your house your mom gave me two sticks, one to hold the ceiling up and one to fight the cockroaches.

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland? Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;

You're so poor, when you went to a charity shop you asked when the sales are on.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!