Poor Insults

Yo momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked what she was doing she said she was moving house.

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.