Parent Insults

There are 47 parent insults and comebacks.

  • Person: My Parents are dead...
    Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.
    40
  • You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.
    15
  • No one asked me how my day was.
    Person says: How was your day?
    You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard
    137
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
    102
  • Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    293
  • Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.
    19
  • Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
    -14
  • Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)
    811
  • Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
    191
  • Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
    -7
  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
    54
  • Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
    71
  • Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
    -15
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
    87
  • Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.
    24
  • Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
    123
  • If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    597
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    364
  • I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
    -149
  • Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
    416