Parent Insults

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn