Parent Insults
There are 47 parent insults and comebacks.
-
Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.49 -
You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.13
-
No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard140 -
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.102
-
Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.292
-
Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.19
-
Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.-17
-
Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)821
-
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!189
-
Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.-7
-
Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.53
-
Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.71
-
Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.-14
-
Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.87
-
Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.25
-
Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.125
-
If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.597
-
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.370
-
I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-199
-
Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn417