- Person: My Parents are dead...
Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.42
- You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.14
- No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard138
- Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.102
- Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.292
- Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.19
- Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.-17
- Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)816
- Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!188
- Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.-9
- Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.53
- Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.71
- Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.-16
- Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.86
- Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.25
- Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.124
- If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.598
- Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.367
- I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.-162
- Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn416