Parent Insults

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired