Parent Insults

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard