Parent Insults
There are 47 parent insults and comebacks.
- 1Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.3.8K
- 2You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
- 3Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.849
- 4Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)837
- 5If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.605
- 6You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.541
- 7It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
- 8Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn429
- 9Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.381
- 10Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.377
- 11Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.317
- 12Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.307
- 13Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.256
- 14Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.231
- 15Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!196
- 16Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.186
- 17Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.184
- 18Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!175
- 19Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.167
- 20No one asked me how my day was.
Person says: How was your day?
You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard146