Parent Insults

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

My other ride is your mom.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning... Leave me alone!

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Are your parents siblings?

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.