Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
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Parent Insults
There are 47 parent insults and comebacks.
Yo Momma's so greasy, she renamed herself Wendy's!
-6Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.
-10Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
-22Your mom is like cotton: round, white, and gets picked up by black people.
-23Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
-25I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.
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