Random Parent Insults

You're just mad that your dads pussy is pinker than yours.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo mamma so bald, when she took a shower and got brain washed.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Are your parents siblings?

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.