Overweight Insults
There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.
- 1At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.1.5K
- 2Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.778
- 3Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.456
- 4I know five fat people, and you're three of them.440
- 5It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.429
- 6Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"418
- 7Damn! How long have you been pregnant?358
- 8When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.327
- 9Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.313
- 10You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.312
- 11Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.307
- 12If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.301
- 13You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.278
- 14Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!255
- 15When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?239
- 16Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.231
- 17You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.231
- 18Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.226
- 19I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?226
- 20You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.206