Overweight Insults

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.