Overweight Insults

There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
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  • 2
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    778
  • 3
    Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    456
  • 4
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    440
  • 5
    It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    429
  • 6
    Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
    418
  • 7
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    358
  • 8
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    327
  • 9
    Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    313
  • 10
    You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.
    312
  • 11
    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    307
  • 12
    If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    301
  • 13
    You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    278
  • 14
    Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    255
  • 15
    When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    239
  • 16
    Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
    231
  • 17
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    231
  • 18
    Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
    226
  • 19
    I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    226
  • 20
    You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
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