Overweight Insults

There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    33
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    182
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    35
  • Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
    104
  • You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.
    -71
  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    238
  • You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -57
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    212
  • Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.
    -7
  • Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
    54
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...
    24
  • When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
    193
  • You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.
    77
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits by everybody.
    -4
  • You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.
    86
  • Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.
    435
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.
    417
  • Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
    218
  • You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!
    66
  • Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."
    9