Overweight Insults

There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.

  • Yo Momma Insults
    Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
    307
  • Fat Insults
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    441
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
    21
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.
    207
  • Fat Insults
    Damn! How long have you been pregnant?
    357
  • Fat Insults
    You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.
    230
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
    66
  • Fat Insults
    You're the reason god created double doors!
    171
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.
    21
  • Fat Insults
    At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
    1.5K
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    74
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.
    -9
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
    109
  • Fat Insults
    Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -104
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
    7
  • Fat Insults
    Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    781
  • Fat Insults
    Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    315
  • Nerd Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.
    20
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, you literally poop logs.
    -66
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
    93