Random Overweight Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!