Overweight Insults

There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.

  • Fat Insults
    I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    267
  • Fat Insults
    Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    232
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    22
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    57
  • Fat Insults
    When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    167
  • Fat Insults
    I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    177
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    143
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -157
  • Fat Insults
    If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    202
  • Fat Insults
    Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -72
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    44
  • Fat Insults
    Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -116
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    40
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
    16
  • Fat Insults
    Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    191
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
    36
  • Fat Insults
    I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    63
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    26
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
    78
  • Fat Insults
    You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    65