Overweight Insults
There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.
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I know five fat people, and you're three of them.297
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Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.245
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.33
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.65
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When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?182
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I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?186
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You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.150
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You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.-163
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If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.215
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Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.-75
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.60
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Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.-116
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.56
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Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"20
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Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!201
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.39
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I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?62
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Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.35
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Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.87
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You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.66