Overweight Insults

There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.

  • I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    219
  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    215
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    13
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    50
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    156
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    164
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    139
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -148
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    195
  • Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -66
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    31
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -111
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    33
  • Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
    15
  • Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    185
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
    38
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    62
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    23
  • Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
    75
  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    65