Overweight Insults

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.