Overweight Insults

There are 76 overweight insults and comebacks.

  • I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
    249
  • Hey, you have something on your chin.... No, the 3rd one down.
    225
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    17
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    51
  • When was the last time you saw your whole body in the mirror?
    162
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    172
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    143
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -156
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    201
  • Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -70
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    37
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -115
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    34
  • Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
    16
  • Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    190
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
    37
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    63
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
    23
  • Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
    76
  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    64