Overweight Insults

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Damn - you need a bell hanging from your neck!

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.