Overweight Insults

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't find a clothing STORE that's her size.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?