Overweight Insults

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat, if I dropped a bag of Maltesers near you it would be a real life game of hungry hippos!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.