Overweight Insults

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...

Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.

Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.

Yo momma's so fat, I'd need two Pokeflutes to wake her ass.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to the gym is the doorframe.

You're so fat that when a person was having sex with you they rolled over twice, they were still on top of you!

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot links

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th