Obese Insults

There are 68 obese insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    53
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    142
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    201
  • Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -70
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    39
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -115
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    33
  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    64
  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
    -10
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...
    24
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    57
  • Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
    77
  • Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."
    12
  • You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    226
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
    18
  • You're the reason god created double doors!
    139
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
    117
  • Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
    61
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    499
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.
    23