Obese Insults
There are 68 obese insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.50
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You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.143
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If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.200
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Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.-70
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.35
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Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.-115
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.33
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You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.64
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Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.-8
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Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...23
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You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!56
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Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"76
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Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."11
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You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.226
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.17
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You're the reason god created double doors!139
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Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.117
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Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.60
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Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.495
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Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.22