Obese Insults

There are 68 obese insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    64
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    146
  • If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    212
  • Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.
    -74
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    57
  • Every time he goes on a diet, the farmers revolt.
    -116
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    54
  • You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.
    67
  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
    -15
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...
    24
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    66
  • Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
    76
  • Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach wearing black and white the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family even though you're fatter than me."
    9
  • You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    232
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
    21
  • You're the reason god created double doors!
    146
  • Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.
    123
  • Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.
    63
  • Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.
    560
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a digital scale it said my phone number.
    21