Obese Insults

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

Roses are red, and bananas are yellow yo mama so fat she giggle like jellow.

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

It ain't over till the fat lady sings. I'm sorry to bring your mother into this.

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

You know why they say you and PAC-MAN are like brothers? Because neither you can stop eating.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

You're so fat, when you get bored of eating donuts, you shove two up your ass for the winter.