Obese Insults

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're the reason god created double doors!

Everyone stop insulting him, he has enough on his plate already.

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

You're so fat, when you do push-ups, your stomach hits the floor and leaves marks.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's so fat, the only thing stopping her going to Weight Watchers is the door.